Honda_chick
10-26-2004, 01:38 PM
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A Newfoundland man living in Toronto decided to visit the zoo.
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>While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the
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>elephant could look at a person and tell that person's age.
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>The Newfie was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms.
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>The man had the elephant look at a small boy, and the elephant stamped
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>its foot 9 times. "Is that right?" he asked the boy. "Oh yes," the boy
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>said.
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>The Newfie was very loud in not believing that this was true. So the man
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>asked the elephant to tell the ages of several other people, and each
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>time the elephant stamped his foot, and the people said he was correct.
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>The Newfie got even louder and more abusive toward the man. Finally, the
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>man could take it no longer, and offered to bet the Newfie that the
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>elephant could look at him and tell him his age. The Newfie accepted
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>the wager.
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>The elephant looked very closely at the skeptic, then turned around,
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>raised his tail and broke wind like you wouldn't believe. Then he turned
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>back around and stomped his foot twice.
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>The Newfie stumbled back amazed, and, with a sound of disbelief in his
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>voice, cried, ...................
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>"Lard tunderin' Jaysus bye, he's right........ I'm Farty-two!"
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A Newfoundland man living in Toronto decided to visit the zoo.
>
>
>
>While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the
>
>elephant could look at a person and tell that person's age.
>
>
>
>The Newfie was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms.
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>
>
>The man had the elephant look at a small boy, and the elephant stamped
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>its foot 9 times. "Is that right?" he asked the boy. "Oh yes," the boy
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>said.
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>The Newfie was very loud in not believing that this was true. So the man
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>asked the elephant to tell the ages of several other people, and each
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>time the elephant stamped his foot, and the people said he was correct.
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>The Newfie got even louder and more abusive toward the man. Finally, the
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>man could take it no longer, and offered to bet the Newfie that the
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>elephant could look at him and tell him his age. The Newfie accepted
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>the wager.
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>The elephant looked very closely at the skeptic, then turned around,
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>raised his tail and broke wind like you wouldn't believe. Then he turned
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>back around and stomped his foot twice.
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>The Newfie stumbled back amazed, and, with a sound of disbelief in his
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>voice, cried, ...................
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>"Lard tunderin' Jaysus bye, he's right........ I'm Farty-two!"
:joker: :joker: :beer3: