Honda_chick
10-26-2004, 01:59 PM
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I Clocked
you
> at 80 mile per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on
> cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
>
> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger
> seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have
cruise
> control."
>
>
> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and
> growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
>
>
> The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
> detector went off when it did."
>
> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
> unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,"Darn
it,
> woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?!"
>
> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat
> belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
>
> The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it
off
> when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
> pocket."
>
>
> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat
> belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
>
>
> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns
> to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?!"
>
>
> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk
> to you this way, Ma'am?"
>
>
>
>
>
>
> WAIT FOR IT............
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
:cheers: :joker:
you
> at 80 mile per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on
> cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
>
> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly from the passenger
> seat, "Now don't be silly, dear, you know that this car doesn't have
cruise
> control."
>
>
> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife
and
> growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
>
>
> The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
> detector went off when it did."
>
> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector
> unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,"Darn
it,
> woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?!"
>
> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your
seat
> belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
>
> The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it
off
> when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
> pocket."
>
>
> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your
seat
> belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
>
>
> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns
> to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?!"
>
>
> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always
talk
> to you this way, Ma'am?"
>
>
>
>
>
>
> WAIT FOR IT............
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Oh, heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
:cheers: :joker: