pinawariders
10-27-2004, 11:07 AM
This guy walks into his doctor's office and tells the Doc he has a major problem.
The Doc asked, "What is it?"
The man said he can not have sex.
"Why?" asked the Doc.
The man replied, "My ***** is too long and no woman will go to bed with me."
The Doc said: "let me take a look." The man rolled his pants down and the Doc almost fainted. 25 inches of *****. The Doc said: "Sorry but I know of no medical procedure that will help. But..........at the edge of town there is a witch who might be able to cast a spell on you."
Dejected the man left the office and said to himself--nothing ventured nothing gained and off to the witch he went. He told her of his problem and she too wanted to see.
She said "WOW there is no spell I can cast that will help. But.............. If you go behind my house into the woods, You will eventually reach a pond. On the far shore you will see a big ugly frog. Ask her to marry you. If she says NO and it works, your ***** will shrink by 5 inches."
The men left and walked and sure enough he found the pond and low and behold there was the frog on the far shore. He yelled : "Hey frog, will you marry me?"
She replied "NO!"
He felt a tingle rolled his pants down and was amazed. His ***** shrunk to 20 inches. He said to himself, "Great!!! This worked but it is still too long."
He yelled again, "Hey frog, will you marry me?"
The frog replied --"NO!"
He felt the tingle again and sure enough it shrunk by additional 5 inches to 15.
He said to himself "That's great but still not enough."
He yelled again.
"FROG, will you marry me?"
The frog replied: "NO! NO! NO! For the last time!!"
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The Doc asked, "What is it?"
The man said he can not have sex.
"Why?" asked the Doc.
The man replied, "My ***** is too long and no woman will go to bed with me."
The Doc said: "let me take a look." The man rolled his pants down and the Doc almost fainted. 25 inches of *****. The Doc said: "Sorry but I know of no medical procedure that will help. But..........at the edge of town there is a witch who might be able to cast a spell on you."
Dejected the man left the office and said to himself--nothing ventured nothing gained and off to the witch he went. He told her of his problem and she too wanted to see.
She said "WOW there is no spell I can cast that will help. But.............. If you go behind my house into the woods, You will eventually reach a pond. On the far shore you will see a big ugly frog. Ask her to marry you. If she says NO and it works, your ***** will shrink by 5 inches."
The men left and walked and sure enough he found the pond and low and behold there was the frog on the far shore. He yelled : "Hey frog, will you marry me?"
She replied "NO!"
He felt a tingle rolled his pants down and was amazed. His ***** shrunk to 20 inches. He said to himself, "Great!!! This worked but it is still too long."
He yelled again, "Hey frog, will you marry me?"
The frog replied --"NO!"
He felt the tingle again and sure enough it shrunk by additional 5 inches to 15.
He said to himself "That's great but still not enough."
He yelled again.
"FROG, will you marry me?"
The frog replied: "NO! NO! NO! For the last time!!"
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