Honda_chick
11-12-2004, 11:47 PM
:joker: Men,,dont let this happen to you!!!:joker:
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the
>> >>bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is
>> >>heard from the bathroom.
>> >> > > A few minutes after that, another loud scream
>> >>reverberates through the bar.
>> >> > > The bartender goes into the bathroom to
>>investigate
>> >>why the drunk is screaming.
>> >> > > "What's all the screaming about in there? You're
>> >>scaring the customers!"
>> >> > > "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every
>>time
>> >>I try to flush,
>> >> > > something comes up and squeezes the hell out of
>>my
>> >>testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in
>>and
>> >>says..."You idiot!
>> >> > > You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
:beer3:
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the
>> >>bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is
>> >>heard from the bathroom.
>> >> > > A few minutes after that, another loud scream
>> >>reverberates through the bar.
>> >> > > The bartender goes into the bathroom to
>>investigate
>> >>why the drunk is screaming.
>> >> > > "What's all the screaming about in there? You're
>> >>scaring the customers!"
>> >> > > "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every
>>time
>> >>I try to flush,
>> >> > > something comes up and squeezes the hell out of
>>my
>> >>testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in
>>and
>> >>says..."You idiot!
>> >> > > You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
:beer3: