| If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. |
|
| Home | Register | FAQ | Donate | Members List | Calendar | vBGarage | Gallery | Search | Today's Posts | Mark Forums Read |
|
||||||
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Rate Thread | Display Modes |
|
#1
09-28-2012, 10:39 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Outhouse
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out... "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!" Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!" To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"
__________________
And lo, the Lord gazed out across all creation and His eye espied the chicken and the egg. . . .and not knowing which should come first, shoveth'd He mightily the egg up into the chicken. .. and it was good. 
|
| The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Bigolebuck For This Useful Post: | ||
Cat Tracks (09-30-2012), chevnut (10-15-2012), dycksden (10-05-2012), gkram1985 (09-28-2012), Grizzlypeg (10-12-2012), muddyrubber (10-14-2012), rivardp (09-28-2012), Saskbearcat (10-01-2012), tonym63 (09-28-2012) | ||
|
#3
09-29-2012, 10:21 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahah hahahaha!!!!!!!!! That is great!!!!
__________________
-Big quad with stuff on it for me. -little quad;bone stock and 6 kids to fight over who's turn it is to drive!
|
|
#4
09-29-2012, 10:42 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
happened last week in Winkler!!
__________________
 2013 850 XP stealth black (stock for now)07 Arctic cat 700 efi 4x4-for sale 72 yamaha 650 streetbike (shaker) 1981 yamaha 650 custom chopper(in progress)
|
|
| Tags |
| outhouse |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Agassiz Hut Outhouse rebuild. | Trizo123 | Honda ATV | 13 | 07-11-2009 07:46 PM |
| Outhouse, how to? | ziggers | Camping | 27 | 12-30-2008 05:07 PM |
Linear Mode
