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09-05-2012, 10:43 PM
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Lucky Dog
It's just dawned on me....
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs and he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ....... I think my dog is a member of Parliament!
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09-07-2012, 07:04 PM
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Funny and WAYYYYY to close to the truth! You could add: After swallowing a pile of his own crap, he thinks I would enjoy my face being licked.
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09-07-2012, 09:42 PM
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Almost, but not. No pension!! LOL
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