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08-21-2012, 03:56 PM
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Mailman!?!
Could it be you? LOL. Yesterday's Ms. Lonelyhearts.
Dear Miss Lonelyhearts: I'm single and 41. I'm spending the summer at home (I'm a teacher) and have developed a lustful crush on my mailman. I wait for him in my yard or sitting on the step. I offered him cold drinks in the heat wave, which he didn't accept. He is most formal, which intrigues me even more, I have fantasies of taking him inside, parking his mailbag and taking him to my version of paradise. Lately, he seems a little edgy when he sees me. Do you think it's sexual tension and maybe he wants what I want? -- Should I Accelerate, Winnipeg Dear Accelerate: Leave the poor man alone! It sounds like he's nervous around you alright, but it's not sexual tension. He may feel the same way he does when he sees a dog ready to pounce on him. Since he's not flirting back, face facts. A tryst with you isn't something he wants, and even if he did, he could lose his job. He just wants to get the heck out of your yard as fast as he can. You're a woman who needs something "romantic" to do. How about spending the last few weeks of summer looking for love online, with a matchmaker or at a singles activities club, and stop draping yourself over the step?
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08-21-2012, 04:09 PM
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This is priceless!!
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08-21-2012, 07:03 PM
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dear diary....jackpot!
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08-22-2012, 06:30 AM
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I think he's in hiding.........in that COUGAR's basement!
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08-22-2012, 08:24 AM
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and just outta curiosity....how does one become a mailman......a friend is asking........
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08-22-2012, 08:43 AM
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Ask Mailman I am sure he is the guy LOL
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08-22-2012, 03:36 PM
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That's funny as hell! LOL!!!
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08-22-2012, 11:27 PM
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He must be camping or something on vacation. Gonna have to keep this one rolling. :-)
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08-23-2012, 08:33 AM
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Or he is too busy for TS because he is spending so much time with the lustful teacher, lol!
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08-23-2012, 11:47 AM
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Roflmao!!! That's funny as hell!!! And no, its not me guys...Sorry lol
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08-23-2012, 11:53 AM
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Mailman's delivering the booty call, woop, woop, LOL
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08-23-2012, 11:58 AM
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Cue the cheezy disco music.
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08-23-2012, 01:53 PM
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bow chicka wow woww
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08-23-2012, 03:31 PM
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Quote:
Ill bet your sorry!!!
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