Simply Mathematics

[HOUSEHUNTER]

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =

96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=

100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=

103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =
118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its theBullsh!tandAss Kissing that will put you over the top.




Now you know why some people are where they are!






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[Dorgie]

The More You Know

[SmokeyMcBong]

thats awesome

[SwitchAssault800]

Well by golly I've been going about this the wrong way! Now I know how to get shit done! Bullshit and asskissing!

[Bister]

Asskissing is actually 127%

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127

[bookwood]

so true
in my company it's not what you know, it's who you blow and how much you swallow.
and that is the reason i will never get a promotion.

[jeepster]

Oh come on you will move up or is it down!

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[muddyrubber]

Haha thank you for clearing things up!

[Bister]

ZZZZZZZZZZ = 260%

Sleeping gets you the farthest.